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bewbin:

Yes, I am bilingual.

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sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

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lumos5001:

mymomfoundmy:

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No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined. 

you must be fun at parties

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muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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