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prideprejudce:

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

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meanplastic:

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

(Source: imthedoctorbasicallyfun)

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