Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
why is he so happy
Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
rainbow road isn’t hard it’s you that is weak and natural selection has its sights locked
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
HOLY SHIT OKAY